Xavier Says:

I knew there was a guy named Martin Luther King, I just never knew everyone got the day off for his birthday

Leia Says:

"Look mom I made my bed a new way! I call it the Flying Tuna."

7. Gaius while saying his bedtime prayers

"Thank you for Aunt Ren. Please help Mrs. Williamson feel better. Please help Uncle Rich's eye- wait, is his eye still hurt? Do I still need to pray for him? In class tonight we made a car with a light on it that said Gaius. Okay I'm going to get back to praying now. Thank you for everyone in the whole world. Amen."

6.

Gaius saw a baby chick at Tractor Supply and named it's Cheesey Popcorn.

5.

Leia to Gaius (who wouldn't cooperate)- "OH! I hate you!"

Me-"L-E-I-A!!"

Leia to Gaius- "Oops! I meant to say I love you"

4.

Me- "Gaius, I'm going to turn you into a pretzel."

Gaius- "You can't do that because you're not magic....but you do have magic in your heart."

3.

"I don't like hand fertilizer, it stings when it gets in scratches on your hands"- Xavier while wiping his hands on a wipe, not using hand SANITIZER!