Convos with a 3 year old (Shoshannah)

Sho- Mom, do you want a mom or a dad?
Me- What do you mean?
Sho- Do you want a mom or a dad? Either Sarah, or Rachel, or something else. Who do you want when we adopt our new child?
Me- I don't know, I don't think I'm really going to get to pick.
Sho- Well a dad would be either Marc or something else.
Me- Yeah, I guess. But we're not getting a new dad or mom.
Sho- Oh.

Convos with a 9 year old

Me- You're going to wait to spend the afternoon with Grandma until next Sunday, okay?
Leia- But mom that's soooo long from now.
Me- It's only 7 days
Leia- Yeah, that's a long time. What if the rapture comes?!
Me- Well then you'll get to spend eternity with Grandma.